After seeing a subway poster for The Big Wedding a few days ago a friend commented, “You know, there really must be so many things going on in Hollywood that we don’t know about. Like, how does Amanda Seyfried keep getting to star in movies? Who wants that, really? There must be some weird stuff going on.” Hahaha. Good point! Whether or not you agree with my friend about the merits of Amanda Seyfried, I happen to think that she is just short of fine enough, you have to figure that everything in Hollywood is not what it seems. It’s not all actors being friends off-set the way they are on-set, working hard to get to the top and staying there purely on merit, wearing sunglasses, caring about whom the network will replace their costars with. Case in point: WHOOPI GOLDBERG DOESN’T CARE ABOUT WHO REPLACES THE TWO LADIES WHO ARE LEAVING HER SHOW, THE VIEW! From US Weekly:

“Let me tell you this about The View: I take a paycheck every other week. That’s all I do. I could give a sh-t what comes. I do my job — I have a contract. That’s where I stand. I don’t give a f-ck,” Goldberg said.

When producers announce replacements for Hasselbeck and Joy Behar (the co-host recently announced she’s leaving the program after 16 years), Goldberg promised she will be courteous as ever. “I try to,” she said. “Whatever y’all want. Just make sure my check doesn’t bounce!”

Goldberg added that she’s not involved in any casting decisions. “I don’t care. That’s not my job,” she explained. “My job is to show up and be cute by 11 o’clock and get the f-ck off that show by 12. And that’s what I try to do.”

Hahahaaaaaaaaa! HAH. This is the best. Worry about yourself, everybody. Whoopi doesn’t give a fuck. You don’t give a fuck. We’re all just trying to get our paychecks after working ’til noon, talking about hot topics with a bunch of women with varying degrees of qualification to be talking in front of people at all. Who cares. #TV