REPORT TO YOUR BATTLE STATIONS IMMEDIATELY. WE ARE NOW AT GOBBLECON 4!

General: Good one, Gabe.
Gabe: Thank you, General.
General: You are an American hero.
Gabe: Thank you, sir, that is all I’ve ever wanted to hear.

NOW GET OUT THERE AND KILL ALL THE TURKEYS BECAUSE WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE TURKEYS LOL.