One funny joke to say (already off to a very good start) is, if it’s an occasion on which someone would buy you a gift, “Oh my god, did you get me a puppy?” And then when they deny getting you a puppy because first of all you can’t even have one in your apartment, and you don’t even want one at this point in your life, if you’re being honest, and for all the other reasons, you can say, “Oh my god, I’m so excited. Thank you so much! AHHH!” And then keep going with the funny joke until it’s very clearly not funny anymore, as if it ever was, and no one is having any fun with it at all. LOL. That’s a pretty good one! So now that we’ve gotten our funny joke portion of Petting Zoo out of the way, can we please for the love of god just get onto the video portion? WE CAN?! Great! Let’s do it!

10. Kangaroo Doesn’t Want Celery

9. Tiger Plays With Dog Friends

8. Bear Climbs Up A Tree And Chills Out

7. Kitty Kat Lickin’ The Toooooes!

6. Koala Ears

5. Sliding Monkeys

4. Rehabilitating A Little Bat

3. Baby Rhino Plays In Mud

2. Prairie Dog Likes Food

1. Kitten Also Likes Food

GOOOOOOOOD EATING JOB, BABIES! Please don’t even start trying to tell me that the sounds in the first one aren’t real, because I’m not going to hear any of that. LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU, ALL I CAN HEAR IS ADORABLE NOISE FROM A CAT. You can, though, tell me that you hope the family in the video isn’t about to feed that Prairie Dog anymore because clearly he has had enough. Baby rhino and sweet little bat are both very cute for very different reasons, and finally we have the sliding monkeys which are just the coolest and oh my god if I don’t get to play with something like one of those some day I am just going to DIE. Congrats, guys! Congrats, us! Good job this week!