- “Have you seen any Bradley Cooper movies lately?” you can ask to someone standing by the drinks. “Oh sure, I saw that Oscar winner — Silver Linings Playbook? That one was good,” they’ll respond. “Did you see Bradley Cooper’s hair in it?” you ask. “Have you seen what it looks like now?”
- “I like your perm,” you say to someone with curly hair. “Bradley Cooper has one just like it, have you seen it? Let me show you a picture, I have it on my phone.”
- Enter into a conversation already in progress. “Oh my god, I’m so sorry to interrupt,” you can say, and then say, “BRADLEY COOPER’S HAIR THOUGH, DRY RAMEN NOODLES? But like I know it’s for a movie.”
- Say out loud to no one: “Would I get a bad hairstyle for a movie like Bradley Cooper did for the new one he’s filming with Jennifer Lawrence? Yeah. I mean, it depends on how much money I’d be making, but it would probably be a lot. And it’s not like my hair is that great anyway, hah.”
- “Did you get a chance to read that New Yorker article about Bradley Cooper’s perm?”
- Pick up a snack and say to your friend, “What’s this look like to you? Bradley Cooper’s current hairstyle?” It’s just a joke, though, and your friend will think it’s funny.
- Drop some old movie ticket stubs around a cute stranger and wait for them to pick them up for you. “Ugh, I’m so stupid, but I looooove movies. Have you seen the hair Bradley Cooper has for his new one?”
- If there’s a TV in the room you can ask if someone will turn it on for you. “I have to see if there’s any new news about Bradley Cooper,” you can explain. “His hair now, I mean.”
- Oh, this is an obvious one: Do your hair like Bradley Cooper’s and point to it and be like, “Get it?”
- “I love hair,” you can say, and then see if they bring it up.
(Thanks for the tip, Mary!)
