“Susan! SUSAN! Forget the coffee — I mean, get yourself some coffee if you want, I’m not trying to put any limitations on anything you’re doing, but forget MY coffee and GET OVER HERE AND WATCH THIS MAGIC TRICK! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS MAGIC TRICK, SUSAN! SUSAN!” That’s you trying to get the attention of either your friend or coworker named Susan — who had just left the room to get you guys coffee — because you’re so pumped about this magic trick. Scene. (Via reddit.)