I haven’t seen The Grey because from what I understand it is about a man who has to live in snow and kill wolves with a knife, and that is not a thing I want to have to experience. Is that right? It seems terrible! God knows we all love Liam Neeson, but there’s only so much one person can take! (Though it’s possible that my “man who has to live in snow and kill wolves with a knife” idea of what the movie is about could be partially incorrect or at least missing a few ideas. Who knows! None of us will ever know.) So when I think “movie trailer you mash up with a few scenes from The Bourne Ultimatum trailer in order to propose to your wife in a movie theater” The Grey is not my first choice. What would be my first choice? Good question. I don’t know. Funny Face? Hahah. The Smurfs? The Pursuit of Happyness? I’m sorry, I’m not taking your question seriously enough. Spy Kids? I don’t know, but not THE GREY, FOR GOODNESS SAKE! It worked well enough, though. Whatever.

Congratulations to the scary couple! (Via Hypervocal.)