Kelly is out today at the taping of the Steve Wilkos show because she did a slightly worse job than my terrible job at randomly guessing who would win the Oscars. Which means it is just you and me. OH BROTHER. I was going to say that I could not even remember the last time we had the place to ourselves, but that’s not true, it was like a week ago. Does Kelly even do anything around here anymore? Tell us what you think of Kelly in the comments! Just kidding, please do not do that. But so what should we talk about today? BESIDES Hugo Chavez. It goes without saying that all of today’s posts will be IN MEMORIUM. R.I.P. Hugo Chavez. #Chavezgum