Sorry, TED Talk about drying your hands and TED Talk about tying your shoes, but this almost impossibly un-self-aware 10 minutes of self-aggrandizement-disguised-as-humility humblebrag-garbage in which Cameron Russell puts on a pair of flats as a visual demonstration of how…looks…aren’t…I mean…they…are…but…OK…what? No, I get it, it’s totally crazy how she is pretty and therefore you shouldn’t uh she’s pretty OK the end. TED TALKS ARE SO IMPORTANT AND FULL OF GENIUSES, OPEN YOUR EYES TO THE INCREDIBLE WORLD OF IDEAS! (Via Gynomite.)