Kelly: Hey, Gabe!
Gabe: hey kelly
Kelly: How are you?
Gabe: how’s it going?
Gabe: hahahahahha!
Kelly: LOL
Kelly: LOLing over here.
Gabe: i’m ok, thank you
Kelly: And it’s going fine!
Gabe: two fines DO make a fine
Kelly: Happy Kurt Cobain’s birthday.
Kelly: He would have been 100 years old today.
Gabe: thank you, it’s a tough day
Gabe: but i’m going to finish this whole cake
Gabe: because that is what kurt would have wanted
Kelly: That’s very SWEET of you.
Kelly: Hahah.
Gabe: oof
Kelly: That one was for Kurt.
Gabe: he is loling in his grave, i’m sure

Kelly: He was cremated and his ashes were spread over a creek in Olympia, WA but it’s all the same.
Kelly: Hey so TMZ asked Aaron Sorkin what his favorite movie quote was recently, can you guess what he said?
Gabe: hmmmm
Gabe: “It’s not a tumor”
Kelly: hahaha
Gabe: did i get it?
Kelly: Somehow you did not
Kelly: Though that was a very good guess
Gabe: wait
Gabe: let me try again
Kelly: Ok
Gabe: “I’ll have what she’s having!”
Kelly: !!!! These are all super good guesses but at the same time very incorrect ones
Gabe: hmmm
Gabe: it’s from When Harry Met Sally, though, yes?
Gabe: “Baby fish mouth!”
Gabe: Aaron Sorkin’s favorite movie quote of all time is “Baby fish mouth!”
Kelly: hahahah
Kelly: 🙁 no!
Gabe: “I’m sorry, Dave, I’m a computer. 2001.”
Gabe: “You sure are clueless!” – Clueless
Gabe: yes?
Gabe: that’s it?
Kelly: Hmmmm, closer
Gabe: ok, hold on, i can get this
Gabe: “You had me at the quote from Clueless” – Jerry Maguire

Gabe: got it!
Kelly: Ehhhh…ahhh umm
Gabe: “Not the mama.” – Dinosaurs
Kelly: hahahah
Kelly: YES!
Gabe: i know that’s not a movie
Gabe: but
Gabe: maybe aaron sorkin got confused
Kelly: Yeah, no, it was “not the mama”
Kelly: Aaron Sorkin’s favorite movie quote is “not the mama” from the television show Dinosaurs
Kelly: I can’t believe you got it.
Gabe: “You want the truth?!” – A Few Good Men
Gabe: i feel like aaron sorkin’s favorite movie quote
Gabe: MIGHT be from a movie that he wrote himself
Gabe: “Do you want the truth or not?!”
Kelly: “Let me know if you want the truth!”
Gabe: let me see
Gabe: if i can at least guess the movie first
Gabe: and then narrow the quotes down from there
Kelly: k
Gabe: Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Gabe: The Tooth Fairy
Kelly: Keep going
Kelly: Wait
Kelly: No, yeah, keep going
Gabe: Suckerpunch
Gabe: Project X
Gabe: Swordfish
Gabe: The Hunt for Red October
Kelly: Ding ding ding!

Gabe: “Welcome to torpedo town, population 6 torpedoes” – The Hunt for Red October
Kelly: Pretty much but it’s actually just “Welcome to torpedo town.”
Gabe: wait, really?
Kelly: Yeah
Kelly: From THFRO
Gabe: cool
Gabe: i’m great
Kelly: You did a great job.
Gabe: thanks kelly
Kelly: We’re gonna need a bigger congrats.
Gabe: well, i will talk to you later
Gabe: this has been fun
Kelly: We’re gonna need a bigger goodbye!
Gabe: BYE!
Gabe: like that?
Gabe: is that big enough?
Gabe: BYE
Kelly: Yeah that one was big enough.
Kelly: But before you go
Kelly: We’re gonna need a bigger I’m sorry because I lied to you about Aaron Sorkin’s favorite quote
Gabe: !!!!!!!!
Kelly: 🙁 🙁
Gabe: wait
Gabe: you’re telling me
Gabe: that aaron sorkin’s favorite movie quote
Gabe: isn’t “Welcome to Torpedo Town” from the Hunt for Red October?
Kelly: Unfortunately it isn’t
Kelly: I’m so sorry
Gabe: then what the hell is it?!
Kelly: It’s “we’re gonna need a bigger boat” from Jaws

Gabe: :-/
Kelly: I figured you would never get it
Kelly: knowing he picked such a dud
Kelly: When you were laying out such gems
Gabe: well it’s also too bad because
Gabe: the actual quote is “YOU’RE gonna need a bigger boat.”
Kelly: whoops
Kelly: “my bad” – Clueless
Gabe: do you know what my favorite movie quote is?
Gabe: “You’re fired, you liar!” – Celebrity Apprentice: The Movie
Gabe: and my second favorite movie quote is
Gabe: “I am fast AND furious.”
Gabe: from Godfather II
Kelly: Oh that’s a good one.
Kelly: Mine is “My precious.”
Gabe: from Precious
Kelly: yeah
Gabe: that’s good
Gabe: that’s a good quote
Gabe: from a movie
Kelly: thx
Gabe: it’s right up there with
Gabe: “Buh-bye!”
Gabe: from Godfather II