- Someone has already Photoshopped a shirtless Vladimir Putin riding the Russian meteorite. The Internet works fast. -Uproxx
- Harrison Ford In Talks To Reprise Role Of Han Solo -NewNowNext
- Feast your eyes on this Bruce Willis Chocolate Statue -BuzzFeed
- Molly Shannon brought back 'Superstar' on last night's Letterman -Vulture
- will.i.am's 'Entertainment Tonight song' is pretty much what you'd expect -Interweber
- Oprah sat down with Beyonce to discuss & preview her new documentary -PinkIsTheNewBlog
- Brad gave Angelina breath mints for V-day because of their inside joke about her breath. Romantic! -PerezHilton
- Johnny Depp to release pirate album of "pirate ballads, sea songs, and chanteys" (He hasn't already??) -OhNoTheyDidn't
- Minnie Driver has been cast to star in About A Boy, a TV pilot based on the film of the same name (Favorite line from About A Boy? I'll go first, it's actually not a line: "Shake ya ass! But watch ya self!") -Deadline
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