I know when you were planning your Friday tumbleweed party all of your HUMAN friends were like, “I don’t know if this is going to be any fun. Tumbleweeds are literally, like, a symbol of boredom and not much going on, kind of like a visual cricket noise. I’m not sure if I’m going to come,” but, you know, that’s just perfect because if there’s one thing you love more than a Friday tumbleweed party it’s SHOVING YOUR STUPID FRIENDS NOSES IN HOW FUN YOU HAD! (Via TwentyTwoWords.)