- Joan Rivers does her best imitation of an upskirt photo with a weird mouth pillow and posts it to Twitter. All systems normal! -@Joan_Rivers
- Lindsay Lohan looks for her phone (a suspenseful and dramatic scene from The Canyons with bonus dramatic GIFs) -BuzzFeed
- "I can explain!": A great supercut from the supercut people -Slacktory
- Angus T. Jones returns to Two and a Half Men this week, oy. -AP
- Never misspell Anne Hathaway's name or you will force her to be "gauche" about it (nice $10 word, Anne!) -Dlisted
- Jennifer Lawrence and the Dead Duck Day kid from About A Boy have split (WHAT, THEY WERE DATING?) -JustJared
- Dr. Oz Demonstrates to Oprah How To Pop A Zit (caution: horrifying, disgusting, will haunt your dreams) -Oprah (h/t @maxsilvestri)
- Heather Graham forgets to blow out candles, sets her penthouse on fire (Blow out your candles, guys!) -Perez
- FOD released this Behind The Scenes pic with Al Roker. We know what this means!? #NeverTrustAFart -FunnyOrDie
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