[videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] I love when celebs get so deep into the public persona that they have created that they are forced to pretend like they are going to seduce and then raw-dog a 60-year-old snake perfume saleswoman just because that is how they do. "That'll work." Will it, 50 Cent? "Oooh, girl, you smell like a sad scam." Remember ...