[videoembed size=&#8221;full_width&#8221; alignment=&#8221;center&#8221;][/videoembed] This is not a metaphor for anything. It&#8217;s just a driverless car doing backwards donuts for seven minutes. Life is meaningless and then it stops. OH WAIT! (Via BlameItOnTheVoices.)

A Driverless Car Doing Backwards Donuts For Seven Minutes

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