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The Powerful Inspiration Of Chet Haze’s 8th Grade Yearbook Page

1:15 PM EDT on October 8, 2012

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the whole world he doesn't exist." - Kevin Spacey, The Usual Suspects

"Boxing is about following a dream nobody sees but you." - Million Dollar Baby

"Keep your friends close but your enemies closer." - The Godfather

"Writing yearbook quotes is like the new.....not writing yearbook quotes." - Me

"I got more rhymes than Jamaica got mangoes." - The Beastie Boys

"And then they made me their chief." - Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean

"You're Abe Foreman.....Sausage king of Chicago?" - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Celebrity children really are just like us. Remember how we all had a full page spread in our 8th grade yearbooks? In which we posted grandiose, Machiavellian quotes about power and control? Youth is wasted on the WEAK. (Thanks for the tip, JJ.)