[videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] One thing that it's important to remember going into the weekend is that we are all like these more-horrifying-than-you-expected rotting vegetables sitting in a bowl, being photographed every 40 minutes in preparation for a "rotting vegetable" timelapse. Except we are sitting at computers and the photographs are tweets? And the timelapse is I don't know what. Or ...