ATTENTION BIOLOGICAL CITIZENS! THE ROBOTS WHO HAVE RISEN UP AGAINST US AND NOW MAKE NEAR DAILY INCURSIONS AGAINST HUMANKIND IN THEIR ROBOWAR TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE NATURAL RESOURCES ARE NO LONGER SIMPLY ORDERING SCONES AND FOLDING SOCKS, THEY ARE ALSO ATTEMPTING TO PLAY SOCCER. THERE ARE A SELECT NUMBER OF ROBOT SYMPATHIZERS WHO WILL SIT AROUND AND CHEER FOR ...