[videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] "Siri, make me smell like mangosteens." "Siri, where's the nearest knitting club?" "Siri, I don't feel like wearing normal shoes today. Cobble me some cardboard Michel Gondry espadrilles." "SIRI, WAKE UP!" "Siri, remind me to examine my own body with a hand mirror for a deeper understanding of my sexuality. Tomorrow." "Siri, who invented yarn?" "Siri, invite ...