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Listen, I'm not the one who decided to have this holiday tomorrow. I didn't CHOOSE it. I'm just the one who's accepting that I have to celebrate it the best way I know how, with a nightmarish YouTube video, like a DECENT CATHOLIC/PERSON WHO OWNS GREEN CLOTHING. Just enjoy it. And I'll see you all tomorrow in Atlanta, at the parade! (Via BlameItOn.)
