Hold onto your brains, guys, 'cause I have some PRETTY BIG media news to announce and I don't want your brains to get all over your computers and your clothes and the floor. You got 'em? Hold on tight, cause: Perez Hilton is getting a TV show! Perez Hilton ia getting a TV show! HOORAY, PEREZ HILTON, HOORAY!! From Deadline: ...