No huge movie trailers this week, you guys. Pretty small bore stuff. There's a new Resident Evil movie coming out, I guess? Are you excited about that? But just because there aren't any HUGE trailers doesn't mean you shouldn't watch these trailers! There are actually a couple of interesting looking things coming out soon. Very 1990s. Very Todd Solondz. Very Requiem for a Dream. (Requiem for a Dream came out in 2000, but maybe that makes it the MOST '90s of all?) OK, here we go:
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Hey, wait, this looks pretty good! The trailer started and I was like, oh lord HERE WE GO, but then the trailer kept going and it turns out that it looks good. My posse don't do homework.
Sassy Pants
We could talk about whether or not this movie looks good and whether or not we think we might see it, but there's clearly a much more pressing issue, which is: UH, DID YOU SEE HALEY JOEL OSMENT IN THIS THING?! WHUUUUUUT?!
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"Don't hold me to it, Keanu," is the quote of the day. I'm kind of full up on masturbatory documentaries about how movies are going to be different now because there is the Internet (and I don't believe that the whole thing is democratized even a little bit, GEORGE LUCAS) but even if that weren't the case, the hell if I need to hear the director of the Spy Kids franchise talk about his dedication to "advancing the art." In a movie directed by Keanu Reeves? Goodnight!
Resident Evil: Retribution
Whatever! That is what every single review of this movie will say. "Sure, whatever." - Roger Ebert.
