- It's Jason Segel's birthday! And he's "32"? Do you think Jason Segel is lying about his age? 32 seems awfully young. I would guess, if I were REALLY trying to get it right, 37. But then again celebrities ages are always surprising to me no matter what. But really, 32? Jason? Are you lying? -Celebuzz
- Haha, speaking of people who just turned 32, which is a very good segue and sometimes the universe just knows exactly what it's doing, Zooey Deschanel turned 32 yesterday! I believe her being 32 more than Jason Segel. Also, Obama sent her a birthday note. -BusinessInsider
- Ricky Gervais has finally answered the question that has been on everyone's mind for the past never days: Will he host the Golden Globes again next year???!! I'd hate to spoil the surprise, so please head to his blog to find out just kidding he says no not that it matters either way. -HisBlog
- Kristin Wiig commented on the Bridesmaids 2 rumors while at the Golden Globes, saying the same thing that she's been saying about it all along -- that she doesn't wanna. Glad to be able to keep you updated on this intense Hollywood mystery! -E!
- A Rugrats live action short, featuring BOTH Haddie and Amber. I didn't see Parenthood last night but from what I can tell: college. I'm going to watch it tonight DON'T TELL ME. -FunnyOrDie
- Haha, oh no, wait, this is also from Funny or Die and it's just like that Natalie Portman SNL digital short rap, but I still like it a lot? I don't know, guys. This is a weird day. And Rachel Bilson kind of sounds like Kreayshawn. -BuzzFeed
- Cormac McCarthy sold his first spec script! Yay Corms! Finally some success for that guy. -Deadline
- This week in movie posters from Film Drunk, AKA Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter continues to be a thing that everybody has to see and ignore stuff about. -FilmDrunk
- Johnny Depp and his girlfriend continue to be broken up with each other. Maybe you can date him now? Have you ever met him? I bet he would like you if you guys met. You should see if you guys have any mutual friends who could hook you up. -Dlisted
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