Well, that pizza party we had last night sure was a success! My goodness! Did you guys get home all right? You doing ok today? Good, that's great. Sooo that was a pretty boring awards show, right? Hahah. WOW! You certainly surrender a good amount of your hope to be entertained during the next THREE HOURS when you put on an awards show, we all know that, we're all the same kind of cynical adult, but wow that was relentlessly boring! Ricky Gervais's jokes were all fairly tame, when they weren't just normal Hollywood Flattering. The presenters were all stiff and weird and dull, as if it isn't their everyday job to be entertaining. Basically there were three notable things that happened. First, this. Second, when George Clooney had Meryl Streep's glasses and then handed them off and nobody knew what to do with them at all. Hahahah. "Uhhh, has anyone not gotten the glasses yet? Does anyone still need to see the glasses? No? Nobody? How about on the other side of the-- Oh, no? Everybody's gotten them?" Hahah. Very good. Very good part. The third notable thing was when The Artist won for best comedy and then THERE WAS A DOG ONSTAGE!!! If only everyone in the room could've been a dog. That's the dream. And, yeah, everything else was just straight-up dumb. Oh, except for when Joey won. I CAN'T believe he never won for Friends and I can't believe he was nominated for Joey, but this certainly kind of makes up for both of those things. Good job, Joey! I bet your family is very proud. So please check out the truly memorable photo gallery above, and the full list of winners with, I'm sure, very proud families after the jump.
FILM
Best Picture, Drama: The Descendants
Best Picture, Musical or Comedy: The Artist
Best Actor, Drama: George Clooney, The Descendants
Best Actress, Drama: Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady
Best Actor, Musical or Comedy: Jean Dujardin, The Artist
Best Director: Martin Scorsese, Hugo
Best Actress, Musical or Comedy: Michelle Williams, My Week With Marilyn
Best Supporting Actor: Christopher Plummer, Beginners
Best Supporting Actress: Octavia Spencer, The Help
Best Foreign Language Film: A Separation
Best Animated Film: The Adventures of Tintin
Best Screenplay: Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris
Best Original Score: Ludovic Bource, The Artist
Best Original Song: “Masterpiece” (music and lyrics by Madonna, Julie Frost, Jimmy Harry), W.E.
TELEVISION
Best Series, Drama: Homeland
Best Series, Musical or Comedy: Modern Family
Best Actor, Drama: Kelsey Grammer, Boss
Best Actress, Drama: Claire Danes, Homeland
Best Actress, Musical or Comedy: Laura Dern, Enlightened
Best Actor, Musical or Comedy: Matt LeBlanc, Episodes
Best Miniseries or Movie: Downton Abbey (Masterpiece)
Best Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Kate Winslet, Mildred Pierce
Best Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Idris Elba, Luther
Best Supporting Actress, Series, Miniseries or Movie: Jessica Lange, American Horror Story
Best Supporting Actor, Series, Miniseries or Movie: Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones
