UHHHHHHH, HEYYYYYYYY, VIGGO MORTENSEN, WHAT'S UP? I didn't realize Delia's was doing catalogues for boys now. (Q: Does Delia's even still exist? A: I'm an adult man.) This is the cover for this weekend's Sunday New York Times fashion magazine, T. So, I will repeat the question: hey, Viggo Mortensen, WHAT'S UP? The dude is 53 years old. 53 YEARS ...