EVERYBODY! I HAVE SOME MORE INCREDIBLY EXCITING NEWS! IF YOU'VE JUST TAKEN A BITE OF YOUR LUNCH I SUGGEST THAT YOU EITHER SWALLOW IT RIGHT NOW OR YOU SPIT IT OUT INTO A TISSUE AND THEN THROW IT AWAY. IT'S UP TO YOU TO DECIDE WHICH THING YOU WANT TO DO, DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH LUNCH YOU HAVE LEFT OR ...