"He was like, 'I enjoy things like this because I'm an actor 90 percent of the time and it's fake. It's nice to have moments that are real,'" -- What Ashton Kutcher supposedly said to a young woman after having sex with her for the second time that night in a hotel penthouse on the eve of his sixth anniversary to his wife Demi Moore.
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