BREAKING: Gumby Turns Himself In
The man who tried to rob a 7-11 in a Gumby costume has finally decided he's getting too old (19) for this life of crime and that he wants to try going straight for a change. One last heist, if you count the failed attempt on the 7-11 in the Gumby costume, and he's walking away. From Reuters: A man ...
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