Rick Perry Killed 234 People (APPLAUSE BREAK)
Did you watch last night's GOP primary debate? I almost didn't, and I still kind of didn't, because uh, I forgot and leave me alone, I am an adult and I can forget whatever I want whenever I want. But I did watch the last 15 minutes or so, and managed to catch what was clearly the most horrifying moment ...
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