Guys, stop whatever you are doing, and you might want to sit down for this. We have got a BREAKING NEWS story that you CAN'T AFFORD to miss. Remember how Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi's whereabouts are still unknown as civil war continues to rage in Libya? Well FUHGETTABOUTHAT. Here is some real news: Cameron Diaz, uh, yeah, THAT Cameron Diaz, reportedly ...