BREAKING FART NEWS: Barney Frank (D-MA) Farts!
It has been awhile since we've had any breaking fart news (and the last story was a blind item). Hard to pinpoint why, exactly. Certainly the world's latest economic troubles can't be EASY ON THE SYSTEM. (I'm not even holding elective office and I would say that the debt ceiling debates only generated at least four farts.) But, you know, ...
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