- I'm sorry, I really love him a lot, but Joel McHale REALLY needs to stop "taking shots" at Ryan Seacrest. It is so embarrassing. No one is talking about Ryan Seacrest! -Deadline
- Read this article about following Aziz Ansari around the East Village. He is great. “See, how can I be mad at people who bother me for photos? I bother puppies for photos all the time.” -Vulture
- Die Hard 5 lost its director but they're still making it. "Oh, phew, thank goodness." -You in your head right now. -FilmDrunk
- Oooh, watch this gross video of a snake on a car! And while you're watching it you should sing "snake on the car" to the tune of "pants on the ground." You're welcome for that suggestion! -TheDailyWhat
- Danny McBride and Jody Hill have signed a one-year contract with 20th Century Fox to develop both live action and animate series. And what kind of Hollywood deals do we get? Basically none. -THR
- Watch Brian Williams and Jimmy Fallon slow jam the debt crisis and totally get it now. -BWE
- Here's a cute color wheel made up of cartoon characters. That's all it is! I can't say anything more about it because that's all it is, but it is cute so go look at it. -Slate
- Miley Cyrus has a great solution for when you are forced to get a tattoo at gunpoint. "Awww, dangit!" the people who thought they could force you into getting a real tattoo will say. -The Superficial
- Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are on vacation in Hawaii. Ugh. I wish I were on vacation in Hawaii, even if it had to be with Jennifer Aniston. -Celebuzz
- Oh great, and here's Mila Kunis shopping in Paris. WHY NOT ME? -Just Jared
- Haha, a wedding party crashes the batman set while they film at Carnegie Mellon. Where my brother goes to school! Small world. Say hello to my brother for me. -Movieline
- Here's a puppet interviewing Lady Of Interest Lindsay Lohan. - Dlisted
- And finally, why not watch the It's Always Sunny Season 7 promo? Fat Mac! Can't wait. -BuzzFeed
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