Mark Zuckerberg-passing-the-note meme is a very good meme that we can all enjoy together. -Uproxx
Katie Holmes buys maternity clothes for her 5-year-old daughter, like any normal mom. Remember when she was just on Dawson's Creek? -Dlisted
Harry Potter movie is already breaking records and making zillions of dollars. Ugh I wish I were getting a piece of that money somehow. That would be so good! -AV Club
Watch Patton Oswalt in this five second movie. It will take you LITERALLY five seconds. Once you get to the page and load the video. The whole video itself is I think eight seconds but cut me a break, the movie part is five seconds. Are you watching it yet? You could've watched it by now. -FilmDrunk
I'm sure this bit of news has gotten to you already via your google alert on "planking," but here is a video of Tom Green planking in 1994. The same year Kurt Cobain died. COINCIDENCE? -TheDailyWhat
I guess Mila Kunis is not actually going on that Marine date? Ugh, Mila! Come on don't be a B. -Gawker
But now Justin Timberlake is invited to the Marine thing by a girl Marine (a "Marinne," I believe). You should go, Justin! You love doing everything! -Celebuzz
Is Reese Witherspoon pregnant? I don't know, IS SHE? -The Superficial
Edward Norton may play the villain in the Bourne Legacy. That would be great! I haven't seen that guy in a movie in a while, it seems. Though I probably won't see the Bourne Legacy anyway. Be in a different movie! -HuffPo
Look at Dakota Fanning with short hair! Don't you always wish that you could just have really short hair, ladies? I would like to do that but I'd look like a moonfaced boy. I can't even pull my hair back in a ponytail without looking like a precog. The world is a vampire! -Just Jared
Another installment of bad movies Movieline loves: Orange County. I saw that in theaters! Impressed?? -Movieline
