Guys, Woody Allen is old. NO DUH! We know that. Which is also the subhead of ever issue of Duh Aficionado Magazine. "Duh Aficionado Magazine: We Know That." (You know who isn't very old? THAT DAUGHTER OF HIS THAT HE MARRIED LOLOLOL.) Anyway, right, he's old. No duh. But this recent interview on the Midnight in Paris junket really reminds ...