Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Megan Mullally talks about the possibility of Oprah playing Ron Swanson's ex-wife on Parks & Rec, among other things that make you like her even though you don't know her and probably never will, though who can say. -Celebuzz
Jason Batemen seems like he is a very nice man and we all like him a lot, again, without knowing him. Here is a NYTimes piece about him, his whole life, and Horrible Bosses. -NYTimes
It's great to hear that your financial analyst is not under house arrest anymore, I'm sure it was very hard for her to work that way, congratulations to you both. -Dlisted
Everyone is so excited about this Chris Hansen news that it feels like we're all vindicated pedophiles. "You're the bad one!" Right? It is weird. -The Superficial
Emma Stone is charming and very cute in her Vanity Fair article, which is I'm sure the opposite of what we all expected. -Vanity Fair
Hannibal Buress is very funny and a fine interview subject. -AV Club
Neil Patrick Harris has an NPR t-shirt. The celebs are just like us, if we all have NPR t-shirts, which we may or may not! -Just Jared
New Van Damme movie has four record scratches in it! Also boobs. Also other things, here: -Film Drunk
Ways the pretty lady is objectified in the new Transformers movie. Awww she's so preeetttyyy. -Vulture
The taiwanese animation chronicles of Shia LaBeouf. -Movieline
Stephen Colbert has been approved to form his own Super PAC. -The Daily What
It's your last day to enter to win our True Blood items! Win them! -Videogum

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