- Wet Hot American Summerpaintings. You love these! -BuzzFeed
- The Onion, as The Americans for Fairness in Awarding Journalism Prizes, wants a Pulitzer. -AFAJP
- Patty Duke and George Takei promote Social Security’s online services in Star Trek themed commercials because DUH COME ON. -Laughing Squid
- People think they know what the J.K. Rowling Pottermore stuff is about. -Hollywood Dame
- When you're a comedian on TV, you have to give a commencement speech at a University, and everyone has to love it. Here is Stephen Colbert's. -Uproxx
- Diablo Cody is interested in writing a Brian Wilson biopic and other weird news from the LA Film Festival's screenwriters chat. -Movieline
- Heidi Montag and I have the exact same workout routine. -Dlisted
- Robert Smigel on his comedic Green Lantern script, which would have starred Jack Black, which I don't know how to feel about exactly. -Vanity Fair
- Keanu Reeves is releasing a book that's kind of like the Sad Keanu meme and I hope you don't buy it please don't! -AV Club
- I'll take all of them, please, for our mascot, Bridie. -TheDailyWhat
- Bear Grylls and Jake Gyllenhaal are in love. -BWE
- Michael Bay says Steven Spielberg was the one who fired Megan Fox from Transformers. Ooohhhh. -Film Drunk
- A glowing review of Green Lantern. Just kidding, those don't exist!-The Superficial
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