After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the Jeff Goldblum Plays Piano For Jane Lynch And Zooey Deschanel Caption Contest winner, and the Editor's and Associate Editor’s Choice.
This Week’s Highest Rated Comments
| #5 |  | aunt martha | Jun 10th | Score:115 |
If I found my teenage son in bed with a boy, I’d be mad too I guess. But only because I didn’t start smooching girls until after high school. My children need to fail at the same rate as me. It’s every father’s dream. | |||
| Posted in: The Videogum "Tracy Morgan Promise": Tracy Morgan Is A Nightmare Homophobe And Worst Of All He Is Lazy About It And The End Of The Videogum "Tracy Morgan Promise" | |||
| #4 |  | stu | Jun 10th | Score:122 |
It’s just really weird that an angry misogynist would attract Chris Brown fans to his blog. | |||
| Posted in: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments | |||
| #2 |  | Ian | Jun 10th | Score:126 |
He chose to be named Tracy | |||
| Posted in: The Videogum "Tracy Morgan Promise": Tracy Morgan Is A Nightmare Homophobe And Worst Of All He Is Lazy About It And The End Of The Videogum "Tracy Morgan Promise" | |||
| #1 |  | lilbobbytables | Jun 10th | Score:134 |
If I found my teenage son in bed with a boy, I would be mad because last time I checked I did not have children so something really weird is going on.Also, my apartment only has one bed so stop having sex in my bed, fake son! Did I teach you no manners? | |||
| Posted in: The Videogum "Tracy Morgan Promise": Tracy Morgan Is A Nightmare Homophobe And Worst Of All He Is Lazy About It And The End Of The Videogum "Tracy Morgan Promise" | |||
[Assoc. Editor's Note: Wow, almost all in the same post! Has that ever happened before? Did we just almost set a world record? Well congratulations, ilbobbytables, on getting first place in our almost world record.]
This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment
| #1 |  | 12thpresident | Jun 10th | Score:-48 |
| The fact that anyone can take Tracy Morgan seriously enough to be offended by what he says is the most laughable thing I have read all morning. | |||
| Posted in: The Videogum "Tracy Morgan Promise": Tracy Morgan Is A Nightmare Homophobe And Worst Of All He Is Lazy About It And The End Of The Videogum "Tracy Morgan Promise" | |||
[Assoc. Ed Note: Well, sure. We're all entitled to our own opinions. But I feel like this opinion was countered many times both here and here.]
This Week’s Caption Contest Winner
 | lawblog | Jun 14th | Score:93 |
“This is a little…uh… haha…a… uh… little, uh, ditty that I like… uh, like to call… uh ‘Tie a, uh, a… yellow… uh.. ribbon. Yes. A ribbon’” | ||
| Posted in: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Jeff Goldblum Plays Piano For Jane Lynch And Zooey Deschanel | ||
[Ed Note: Congratulations, Lawblog. You earned it!]
This Week’s Associate Editor's Choice
| #10 |  | itsahotdog! | Jun 13th | Score:86 |
| Posted in: The Videogum Movie Club: Super 8 | |||
[Assoc. Ed Note: Lololol. Good one, itsahotdog.]
This Week’s Editor's Choice
 | Jeb | Jun 15th | Score:27 | |
Another proud graduate of the University of Phoenix’s doctorate program. | |||
| Posted in: Ask Dr. Birdie: The Doctor Is In | |||
[Ed Note: My dog, Birdie, asked if she could have the Editor's Choice this week, which is a lie, because she is a dog, and she doesn't ask for anything, ever. Seriously, I know that some dogs ask for stuff, but she doesn't. Oh, she TAKES stuff, for sure, but there is never the asking part first. Just straight to the taking. Anyway, she thought this comment was very funn (again, not true) and she appreciates everyone's support and enthusiasm (no she doesn't) for her new advice column. Please email your problems to birdie@videogum.com. Love, Birdie. (Not actually Birdie.)]
