Now You, Too, Can Finally Smell Like Jared Leto
Apparently, Jared Leto is the new spokesman for Hugo Boss cologne, which is called Just Different, which is a really dumb name, EVEN FOR A COLOGNE! Why don't they give colognes more appropriate, masculine names, like "Sam"? I bet Sam smells disgusting, that is why. Like saran wrap that's been around a sandwich. Who wouldn't want to smell like Jared ...
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