[videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] This is just straight up an episode of Drunk History on Funny or Die. That's what it is. (What do you think is Sarah Palin's drink of choice? I think it's either strawberry margaritas in a homophobia-rimmed glass, or shots of tobacco spit with a Bud Lite chaser, plastic bottle.) Anyway, there's nothing you can really add ...