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The Brotherhood Of The Traveling Two Pairs Of Fucking Claiborne

4:30 PM EST on February 23, 2011

Put on your headphones, guys, because are about to go on an ADVENTURE!

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Our journey with Captain Your Boyfriend of the S.S. Pants continues after the jump!

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Our hero's superpower is keeping things in perspective!

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Between your boyfriend's self-indulgent fury, and his face, and his hair, and his jewelry, and his CLAIBORNE, matched with the palm trees visible through the window, I bet that he wants to be an ACTOR! Hahha. Yay! You are a star! A stupid racist nightmare star!

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Hahahaha. THE POLICE! You guys, this adventure is seriously really exciting. I cannot wait to see what happens next. WHAT'S IN THE CLAIBORNES?!

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TO BE CONTINUED? (Thanks for the tip, Michael.)

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