There are two stories currently occupying everyone's thoughts: Charlie Sheen's continuing prostitute-and-drug-and-briefcase-fueled meltdown, and the political unrest in Egypt. These two stories are, of course, of absolutely equal importance, which is why they are being talked about in justifiably equal amounts. Did you know that Charlie Sheen is costing CBS MILLIONS DOLLARS? Jeez. Poor CBS, am I right? Obviously, all ...