FUN FACT: I never even watched the original lady falling in a fountain while texting video because I saw it described exactly that way and I just used my imagination. But I will watch EVERY appearance this woman makes on the evening news. She is so serious. It's hilarious. Darren Aronofsky should make a movie called The Fountain 2: SEXTing, that is how serious she is. Love it.
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Shopping Mall Fountain Text Fall Lady On ABC News Now
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