Between Sarah Palin and Gwyneth Paltrow it has been a real week for the jerks. But guess what: MONDAY-FRIDAY, jerks. HANDS OFF THE WEEKEND. This is our weekend, down here. Down here it's our weekend. Up there it's jerk time. (Goonies reference. 2011.) Enjoy it, guys. If you're in the Los Angeles area, there is this. If you're not in the Los Angeles area, work it out. You'll do great! See you Monday.
After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Pandora Hills 90210, and the Editor’s Choice.
This Week’s Highest Rated Comments
| #5 |  | shellbomber | Jan 7th | Score:87 |
“If I were married to Ted Haggard and he cheated on me with a male prostitute and took crystal meth, I would get mad at him, but I would never dump him.I would just make him stop with the gay sex and drugs and open a new church.” – womankind | |||
| Posted in: Ted Haggard Rests His Case, Coming Soon To TLC | |||
| #4 |  | Jeska (also quixentric) | Jan 12th | Score:88 |
Forgetting Sarah Palin It’s what I wish I could do right now. | |||
| Posted in: Best New Party Game 43: Sarah Palin Movies | |||
| #3 |  | Frank Lloyd Wrong | Jan 12th | Score:99 |
Takin’ of Pelham 123 Runnin’ With Scissors Changin’ Lanes Findin’ Nemo Drivin’ Miss Daisy Waitin’ to Exhale Chasin’ Amy Raisin’ Arizona Romancin’ The Stone Lookin’ For Mr. Goodbar Tradin’ Places Leavin’ Las Vegas Ragin’ Bull | |||
| Posted in: Best New Party Game 43: Sarah Palin Movies | |||
| #2 |  | backwaxer | Jan 10th | Score:105 |
what is this, 20 questions? | |||
| Posted in: The Videogum Movie Club: Country Strong | |||
| #1 |  | gwyenth paltrow | Jan 13th | Score:117 |
| Posted in: Holy Shit: Gwyneth Paltrow Gives "Helpful Advice" To Busy "Working Moms" Like Herself | |||
[Ed. note: Hahahahah. Hahhahahahhaha. SHUT UP, GWYNETH PALTROW.]
This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment
| backwaxer | Jan 11th | Score:-61 |
| didn't watch this yet, cause I'm done with this guy if I've learned anything from Jon Stewart it is - DON'T get 100,000 people together for a low-volume off-point comedy show about how we should get along with republicans, 2 days before republicans take 100 seats in the house i'll watch this douchebag again when enough people tell me he grew some balls | ||
| Posted in: Jon Stewart Discusses The Arizona Shootings | ||
[Ed. note: You mad! My favorite part of this comment is that you haven't watched the clip yet. Take your time! We will wait.]
This Week’s Caption Contest Winner
 | Polythene Pam | Jan 11th | Score:86 | |
AnnaLynne takes the walk of shame home after falling asleep early at Brad Pitt’s house party. | |||
| Posted in: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Pandora Hills, 90210 | |||
[Ed. note: Congratulations, Polythene Pam. You earned it.]
This Week’s Editor's Choice
 | my ironic mustache | Jan 12th | Score:6 | |
i really wish she wasn’t on vimeo.we like our awesome, supportive film-making community.palin belongs on youtube with the rest of the mole people.or break.com. | |||
| Posted in: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Sarah Palin Did Not Cause The Arizona Shootings But Is Still An Asshole | |||
