Between Sarah Palin and Gwyneth Paltrow it has been a real week for the jerks. But guess what: MONDAY-FRIDAY, jerks. HANDS OFF THE WEEKEND. This is our weekend, down here. Down here it's our weekend. Up there it's jerk time. (Goonies reference. 2011.) Enjoy it, guys. If you're in the Los Angeles area, there is this. If you're not in the ...