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I'm very happy for Ted Williams and his newfound success. It's nice when nice things happen to people! Why not? But what I'm REALLY excited about is all the thousands of homeless people out there who aren't getting shit today. Thank God! Hopefully this whole Ted Williams situation will be a real kick in the pants for those lazy, unYouTube-able LOSERS. Shoulda had better voices, dorks. Shoulda been more VIRAL. Smoke salvia. SOMETHING. (Via WarmingGlow.)
