BREAKING NEWS: EVERYBODY WATCHES LOTS OF TELEVISION!
A recent poll found deep (not deep) divisions (nope) between Democrats and Republicans when it came to their television viewing habits. Please see the Science Chart below: If you adjust for the control group and the margin of error, carry the zero, factor in the weather on election day in swing states, and light a candle for 9/11, it's a ...
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