Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments

Why didn't anyone tell me that it was Terrible Comedy Movie Trailers Day? I swear, Terrible Comedy Movies Trailer Day comes earlier and earlier every year. Why, it feels like just last week we were taking down our decorations from Iguana Farts in a Bathtub Day. "Wakka wakka, ayyyyyyy" -- Fonzie the Bear. Seriously, though, ladies and germs, between the new Adam Sandler romantic comedy, Just Go With It trailer, the new Farrelly Brothers romantic comedy, Hall Pass trailer, and the trailer for whatever the hell Kevin James's new movie is even supposed to be, Paul Blart: Zoo Fart, I guess, we can all admit that the beach of laffs has not been stormed. (Probably the best and most thoughtful reference to the horrifying battles of World War II, if only because as a metaphor it makes so much sense?). Whatever. Let's get off terrible looking comedy movie trailers, because I just got off yours. HUH? What I meant to say is IT'S THE WEEKEND!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of this week’s Election 2010 Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice:

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5		Funtastik \| Oct 29th	Score:99
		*“What is up with this cat? IS SOMEONE THROWING IT?”*
	Posted in: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Halloween 2010 Edition

#4		Polythene Pam \| Oct 29th	Score:101
		Or in the case of lesbians, BOTH partners stay home to cook and clean?? Lesbians, your house is TOO clean, and your food is TOO cooked!
	Posted in: Sorry Guys, Gay Marriage Is Just Wrong*

#3		rickdagless \| Nov 3rd	Score:108
		Fake and just-needs-some-counseling
	Posted in: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Everyone In This Video Is An Asshole

#2		krindy \| Nov 3rd	Score:112
		I was successfully counselled out of being both black AND gay.
	Posted in: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Everyone In This Video Is An Asshole

#1		seanjean \| Nov 3rd	Score:115
		I remember when I was 8 years old and one day on daily chores list was “Choose whether to be gay or not.”Oh wait, no I don’t.Fuck these guys.
	Posted in: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Everyone In This Video Is An Asshole

[Ed. note: Another very solid week this week, everyone. I would particularly like to commend people on the movie critics impersonation thread and also the impromptu party game that took place in the Gwyneth Paltrow thread when there was no Official party game to be played. I hope the commenters at other websites are taking notes, because you're taking them all to Comment School.]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

	gatheraroundtheoakentable \| Nov 3rd	Score:-54
	I don't give a f#k y0 but that one btch @ 0:26 is mad cute. I'd like to force my you know what in her you know where. Nah mean?
Posted in: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Everyone In This Video Is An Asshole

[Ed. note: Did people downvote this comment because they didn't know what he meant? Because if that's the case, I'd be happy to explain it to you. Email me at justkidding@dontemailme.com.]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner