BREAKING FART NEWS: 11-Year-Old Gets Detention For Farting
Give it up to the Internet this week, you guys, for really staying true to itself. A brand new trampoline accident AND fart news within 24 hours of each other? PINCH ME, I MUST BE WEBSURFING. (Up next: barf news!) Anyway, after the jump, a local news report about an 11-year-old boy, Christian Summers, who was sentenced to detention jail ...
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