BREAKING NEWS: THE GOVERNMENT IS MAKING US ALL GAY WITH CHIPS AND JUICE

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Oh great. Now it's all of a sudden gay for a grown man to drink a bunch of juice boxes every day? (Just kidding.) (That has always been very gay.) (Am I right, PARTY BOYZ?) (Thanks for the tip, Mans.)