[videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] Whoops! All the kids are ruined. Oh well. Kids, of course, are stupid, and so they have no way to recognize this is bad for them. They probably think it's good, those idiots, LOL. Which is why, unfortunately, we have to round up every child who has seen this and throw them in the river. SORRY! It's ...