[videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] WHOA! These motherflipping baby carrots are all up in your motherflipping grill, boys! Obviously, the whole point of these Crispin Porter + Bogusky + Draper & Price commercials, part of their $25 million campaign on behalf of America's carrot industry, is to mock well-known advertising tropes, because as we know, pop culture is an ouroboros and it's ...