Oh man. The second season of the best fucking show on television, Eastbound and Down, premieres September 26th, and questionable K-Swiss Tubes cross-promotional advertising aside, I for one cannot wait. That's an exaggeration. I can wait. I'm an adult and have finally gotten my impulses under control. But YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. This season we find Kenny Powers in Mexico, and as this promotional image suggests, he has found a new batch of people to insult, abuse, and give terrible advice to. Admittedly, what I'm asking you to do is basically just imitate the excellent (FAKE) Kenny Powers twitter account, and so what? Imitation is the highest form of CAPTION THIS!
Winner will receive special placement in this week's Monsters' Ball. They will be fucking out and you will be fucking in! (Thanks for the tip, Max.)
